Is tragic diva SNLI cracking up, ask friends? "Creepy obsession" with blogger raises old rumours about starlet; Max Clifford is holding on line one.
"He's very good with colours", says Andrew Exum of the Center for a New American Security. "Everyone around here relies on him for style tips before their TV appearances. I'd never have thought of giving my shemagh a light spritz of Crazed Wingnut before going on Rachel Maddow, but it made my performance..."
(In the future, trolls will be considered a strategic resource like oil.)