Saturday, March 21, 2009

The truth caught out in stockinged feet

After some fiddling I got Jamie Zawinski's Dadadodo, a program which analyses texts using a Markov chain and then generates random sentences based on their content, running. Obviously there was only one way this could go - straight to Melanie Phillips' blog. I reproduce below the output from the machine, verbatim.
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We can but wish.

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"Comments specialist, high value and eliminating the country, and is sleepwalking towards Israel" - could anyone dispute this as a characterisation of Melanie Phillips? High value, I agree, is harder to sustain, but it could be as in "high value target".

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The military and rationally British approaches to kill; I'm thinking Basil Liddell-Hart and the indirect approach here. Note the feet theme - it'll come up again.

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By George, you've got it. It's a perfect distillation of neo-con aesthetics; not only is there a lot of fantasy violence here, but the soldiers lack Will, and need to be threatened with expropriation to make them go through with it. There's a reference to Podhoretz's Commentary, a bit of property porn as well (listed homes?), and the obligatory dog latin.

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Again with the real estate.

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Note: who is Roger Chapin? This guy, who has been writing articles for Human Events Online on "How to Win in Iraq", and...how can I put this?...taking a large cut of money he collected for wounded soldiers.

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The feet thing again! And note the neediness here - all those e-mails whizzing out, demanding someone else to do some work. Email to dig up about morality - is she (or maybe some downtrodden researcher) trying to tell us that the columns aren't always her own work?

Just to be sure, I ran the program again. This is the last sentence it produced, before unaccountably erasing all traces of itself from my hard disk...no, of course it didn't do that. Thank God I can have a machine read Melanie Phillips for me. Anyway, here goes.
And bigotry across Europe, the story it, is her blog Daily Mail columnist.


Update: Temptation. I ran it on an Abu Muqawama post.
Plus, The very least someone is against my opinion. As possible but where are rarely good question, but I was wondering about a Blog dedicated to crack addict moms and security to reconstruction stuff pioneers do not about a power
So was I, baby, so was I...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone has re-invented the Brion Gysin/William Burroughs cut-up method.

Sleepwalking towards Israel

sounds like a great title for a book.

Alex said...

Yes, Jamie explicitly aimed to automate Burroughs (which is kinda appropriate given his lifelong allowance from the revenues of the eponymous pooterco)

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