Michael "The Arabs Are Comeeeenk" Gove on t'telly. Not convincing as a master manipulator. Even he doesn't dare claim victory. Says we need "humility".
Loads of guff about uniform national swing projections based on the exit polls. UNS probably doesn't work on this data. Everyone agrees with that. But everyone's being Tebbly Serious about the poll. Except for Flipper Gove. I wonder why that is?
Dave from PR: I think I can govern. I don't have a majority, even on the projections we know don't work, but I THINK I CAN GOVERN.
Jesus wept - Sheffield polling stations have been turning queues of voters away.