John Band links to very likely the worst recording in the history of music, ever. Imagine that George Michael, many years after anyone cared, decided to do an impossibly portentous version of New Order True Faith '94, through a vocoder (many years after everyone got sick of those), and worst of all, to not play it for laughs. It's incredibly hideous, and it's not even remotely funny.
For relief, here's a special non-Thursday remix link post, appearing exceptionally on a Thursday due to the unprecedented circumstances.
Here's the Grim Up North remix of the original. Here's the Futuremix Discotech remix, also from the original EP:
Here's another, possibly better than the last one although this may be controversial. Here's yet another. And here's Interface's cover version.