At Last! Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered

In Albania, of all places. Chuckle we may, but don't forget that back in 1997, Albania's government basically ceased to exist for several months in a upburst of popular rage after a pyramid scheme scam robbed thousands of people. The arsenals were looted, which helped to create the KLA not long afterwards and also helped to supply Europe's criminals for years. It's a damn good job they didn't find the gas, or perhaps they decided Kalashnikovs were a more measured means of revenge than carrying a gallon of lewisite around with you.